Menu – The Dirty Goose | Washington DC Gay LGBT Bar – Where Birds of a Feather Drink Together

Signature Martinis, Craft Cocktails, and Good Company

*Grey Goose Vodka may be substituted with your choice of premium gin.

The Dirty Goose

The Politician of martinis….just the right amount of dirty.
Grey Goose Vodka, Olive Juice, Vermouth
The Twist

In this case, DO get it twisted!
Grey Goose Vodka, Hint of Lemon
Cosmopolitan

Carrie, two of these and you will find your Mr. Big.
Grey Goose Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry
Pomegranate Cosmopolitan

Just like our other Cosmo, but with antioxidants!
Grey Goose Vodka, Triple Sec, Pomegranate
Cucumber Martini

Simple and refreshing, which makes it slightly dangerous
Grey Goose Vodka, Fresh Cucumber, Dash of Simple Syrup

Drunken Java Martini

WE KNOW! Where are these at 10 AM on Monday?! Prefer it Irish? Ask for Bailey’s instead of Kahlua!
Grey Goose Vodka, Kahlua, Hazelnut, Home-Brewed Coffee
Kiwi-Strawberry Martini

Think of it as a breakfast smoothie, without the harmful effects of dairy!
Grey Goose Vodka, Kiwi & Strawberries, Simple Syrup
The ATB

Refreshingly outside the box, like the creator it’s named after
Grey Goose Vodka, Orange Juice, St. Germaine
Strawberry Mimosa Martini

Sunday brunch meets Monday night
Grey Goose Vodka, Strawberry Champagne, St. Germaine
Godiva Chocolate Martini

Sadly, naked lady and horse not included.
Grey Goose Vodka, Godiva White-Chocolate Liqueur, Half/Half

Basil Sweet Tea

Deep Eddy Lemon & Sweet Tea Vodka, Basil, Dash of Simple Syrup
Classic Mojito

Want to change things up? Ask for our Blueberry & Kiwi Mojito
Rum, Simple Syrup, Soda, Mint
Strawberry Gin Lemonade

Hendricks, Lemon & Strawberries, Mint, Simple Syrup
Basil Julep

Jameson, Basil, Dash of Simple Syrup
The New Old Fashioned

Makers Mark and Orange-Infused Sweet Tea
The French 95

Makers Mark, Champagne, Orange Juice, Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice